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How to No-Hander for Assholes
To learn an old-school no-hander you must first learn a tailwhip. This is an essential part of the trick and an often used starting point. Second thing you do is take off your brakes and start kissing boys. Third thing you want to do is find a foam pit as fast as possible, this trick is impossible to do other wise. Once you have mastered humping your bars you will want to take off your hands, don't worry about this cause you are landing in foam remember. After weeks of hitting the foam you will be ready to showcase your new abilities to all of your friends. Hell you might even make it on the web.
There you have it asshole. Ha
Quotes
"Fuck BMX" -Daniel Dahers
"Hay Colin (McKay). When did you realize that you were never going to make finals again?" -Mike Spinner
"It's about getting fat and going down hill fast." -Paul Kintner
"Back up to you Catfish." -Luke
The announcer for the Dew tour all fuckn week long.
'Copy that." -Same fucker.
Porn Review
Porn is fun and leads into more fun, either with your self or with some one else or, if you are lucky with a few different people. Chick and Jane is 16 hours of hardcore lesbian love. Let's face it, it's love. You only let people you love spit in your mouth and ass.

painting my bike my way!
by caleb ruecker
step:1 first off i use a can of there finest and favorite color spray paint,jasco paint remover,your favorite top color, a pack of steel wole and rubber gloves because the jasco burns.
step:2 i dismantle my biken (chain included).i apply jasco all over my bike intill it bubbles.useing your steel wole scrub the paint off, the rest comes right off no problem!

step:3 the water hose seems to work the best for me to get the rest of the guck off,i paferr to do this in the grass or rocks .(we dont want this water going into any sewers.oday oday
step:4 i inspect my frame....welds and bends.wipe down and dry thurly,let dry for about 15mins.
step:5 i use metal coat hanger and twist it around the head tube too hang from,dont forget to tape off my brake mounds,headtube and bottom bracket.then i apply my favorite color of first coat,i apply twice untill its solid. let dry for 20 mins.when the paint has dryed looking for a peice of cardboard to lie your frame on.then im ready for step:6!!!
step:6 i get my paint brush and my top coat ready (this gets messy) i dip my brush
into my color,its ok to have a clump this is a good thing. i start shaking and trashing around
my brush wildly.this makes for a custom blochie,stringy look which comes out looking punk as fuck...lol

step;7 this is the best part!! now i put a layer of clear coat to protect it and it inhantis
your color also protecting it from dings,scatches and smears,i let dry over night.
last step and best step: i put my bike together and enjoy one of my latest costom paint jobs!!!
p.s. i got this ider from working in this resturant making patries and using this same tecnic just with chocolet!.
cheers, caleb "the hucker" ruecker

5615 NEBRASKA WAY
DENVER, CO 80224
CLAY